Resigning from the Kitchen.

 Dear husband,

Say goodbye to the food fiesta we've been having. To be honest, I'm a horrible cook. I literally cook up a "storm." And, I hate baking. That one tsp of baking soda doesn't look right. Surely, one tsp can't do much. Two or three tsps sounds better. Adding a stick of butter isn't healthy. I think half of it is just right. Not moist enough? Milk will do the trick. And what? two cups of sugar? I think I'll take one out since I don't want to be accountable if we get diabetes....  I don't know why my baking goodies don't turn out perfectly right. Oh, when it comes to baking, I have to stick to the recipe? But it's my job to always keep our health in mind. PSH.

 Thus, I have decided to inform you that I resign as being your wife in the kitchen. However, I will become your sugar momma from this following Monday. Say goodbye to the past few weeks and hello college food. YUM! Hey, at least we know we're only thirty minutes away from a good home-cooked meal, right? Thanks in advance Audrey :)
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                        XOXOs, your wife.