SlurpEng Away

Would you believe me if I told you I found out today 7.11 (the convenience store) gave out free slurpees on July 11th? I've lived here in the U.S.A for about twenty years now. Yup, I feel gypped.  Guess how I found out? Through FB, my daily news feed. Thank you Mark Zuckerberg for my free slurpee. I made sure to slurp away every drop of it till I reached the bottom of my cup to get my twenty years worth of missed slurpees. Psh.